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welcome
welcome to my website, I don't know why I made it, I don't know why I have it. - 𐑢𐑧𐑤𐑒𐑩𐑥 𐑑 𐑥𐑲 𐑢𐑧𐑚𐑕𐑲𐑑, 𐑲 𐑛𐑴𐑯𐑑 𐑯𐑴 𐑢𐑲 𐑲 𐑥𐑱𐑛 𐑦𐑑, 𐑲 𐑛𐑴𐑯𐑑 𐑯𐑴 𐑢𐑲 𐑲 𐑣𐑨𐑝 𐑦𐑑.

local shopkeeper was found braindead after confonting paradox - "apparently he was a robot" - says joe schmoe

a mathematician from london found a way to disprove the weirdness of the number 70 - "what the fuck" - responds the number 836

"What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates!" - were the last words of Rick McMorty; after wich he was brutally murdered with 34 stab wounds

Woman arested for posesion of zombie horses found trampled in her prison cell - "from the way she was trampled we can tell it was horses, but how they got there is still a mystery" - says warden

"bitcoin" - says local cricket - "huh?" - responds bee

"The rise of "buy now, pay later" apps may be signs of an incoming recession" - says popular economist

"leave me alone" - says child, playing terraria

bored ape yacht club reportedly doesn't have any yachts - in fact they do not have any money

NEWS: Time machines found to disolve clients in hydrochloric acid rather than teleporing thru time

"you simpleminded plebians could not even begin to comprehend my imagination" - states child on ex-twitter

microsoft's windows 13 now magically spawns an ai powered button on your monitor for no reason - as result linux market share rises to 100%

the meaning of life was found to be "don't be an asshole" - "I was kinda hoping there was more to that" - responds now depressed Dwayne "the rock" Johnson

doge coin value rises to 12 billion after elon musk posts a """funny""" meme on ex-twitter

"omg, so, I, like have 17 corpses in my basement!!1 :3" - reveals... my mother!? wait, no, that can't be right... my mother is not cringe, no she isn't, she can't be!

CEO of asset management company "abrdn" confirms it's pronounced "a burden" and not "aburdeen"

doctors advise against asbesdos in meals - "you're wrong" - respond tiktok users

"I smoked all the grass, so no one can touch it" - says man high on weed

"Why do we hydrate, just to piss again" - asks intelectual

"The moment I first saw a perfectly square monitor, was the first moment I trully fell in love" - says linux user

Will see-thru coffins be popular? remains to be seen!

"the internet will never catch on" - says clown, who has been isolated on a deserted isloand for the past 50 years

"Very moist" - says critical

News: faith in NFTs at an all-time low as copium supplies run dry

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This website was made for 1920 x 1080 screens and may not display correctly on different sized screens, also there's iframes, javascript.

-- Welcome fellow traveller! --

welcome to my website, whoever you might be.
I am Karkrola, this is my little corner of the internet, where I write about my projects & stuff.
Hopefully you can find something cool.

To the left you have the structure of this website & neolink ads, and on the right you have some links.

UPDATES

Some new things

Added a bunch of gifs, moved blinkies on the index page into a marquee above, added news in a marquee under the blinkies, added notice next to the marquees.
added cool animation to images in the gallery section.

The index page now has a tv screen with neolink ads
And there's a clock.

The guestbook now is just a link to the actual guestbook instead of being a page with an iframe

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